Crime of the Week

This Sotheby's listing reports "No expense spared on this gorgeous [sic] remodeled home in Prime Bel Air location."

Note to Sotheby's: A pig with lipstick is still a pig, and a dingbat with "custom hardwood and slate flooring throughout, gourmet kitchen with granite countertops and stainless steel appliances, stone fireplaces, remodeled baths, recessed lighting and french [sic] doors" is still a dingbat. Sorry.

A dingbat with lipstick.