Where to begin?
This doozie just showed up as a Coldwell Banker listing.
It's even special enough to have its own website, complete with a rheumy, sclerosis-inducing soundtrack fit for a Lifetime miniseries about a teen cancer victim. (I did warn you.)
The DIY style could be described as Case-Study-meets-Palladio-at-Home-Depot, but the word garbage also comes to mind.
If you're wondering what's on the inside of that ersatz fan window, wonder no longer: people with kids live here.